December 2011
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I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking... →
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because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
Girl: Yeah, me too. I need new clothes.
Bruno Mars: No you don't. 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are.
Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.
Girl: Really? Even today?
*Girl gets hit by grenade*
Bruno Mars: Today, I don't feel like doing anything.
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